8.07.2014

10 things

Nope this is not going to be a post about 10 Things I Hate About You. The movie not actually hating you. calm down. phew!

This is something completely random and what i think about on a daily basis. Welcome to my mind. Its a scary place, enter at your own risk.


may i present...

Prince Hans of the southern...

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MY TOP 10
THINGS I USE TO SCRATCH MY BACK
WHEN I CAN'T REACH

you guys this is my first world problem. sometimes my back just itches so bad its madness!
these things i have found to be highly effective and thought i'd share my amazing knowledge from my advanced scientific research. 

1. fork-i think this is a given. just remember: don't put it back in the drawer.
2. butter knife- especially the ones that have really good teeth on them. moved side to side, not a sawing killer slasher move. no thanks. 
3. pair of scissors- this one can be tricky but works wonders
4. screwdriver- i prefer the phillips head variety for this task, but im flexible.
5. brush- but don't use it if its got tons of hair still in it, kind of defeats the purpose and causes more itchiness. trust me on that one. 
6. comb- same idea as the butter knife, but be careful of combs purchased from the dollar store, holy smokes some of those are like razor blades!
7. pencil or pen- i prefer a pen with a cap, the little clippy thing on it works pretty good. beware of using a newly sharpened pencil those tips can be temperamental and break and get stuck in your skin. ouchies
8. long nail file- just don't use it for too long, it'll file the skin right off your back. 
9. barbie- if you get the hands positioned in just the right spot. perfection
10. clothes hanger- these can be awkward and sometimes difficult to use, but when you are in a time of turmoil, they can be just what you need. 

That my friends is my expert, tried and tested, list of the top 10 things to use when you have an itch you can't scratch. 

Happy scratching! 

Please, feel free to share my wisdom with those who may be suffering. 

3 comments:

  1. This is the best post I have ever read in my almost 29 years.

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  2. 11. The green side of those rectangular yellow/green sponges.

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  3. I totally love this! There are things on here I wouldn't have thought of... and Gave me ideas for that next moment some time in the future when I will inevitably be looking around desperately for something to scratch an itch I can't reach cause I don't want to put my shoulder out to reach...
    Excellent! ;^)

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