im gonna share something that i don't share.
it'll be our little secret.
What happens when we become friends on face book.
1. I don't share something on your timeline like it says for me to do. I go through your pictures.
I need know everything about you with out actually asking you about yourself, and i will not like a single picture from the past even though i reeeeeeeeally want to, so you won't know that i am creepily stalking your pictures right then. i need to keep your vision of me sane.
2. As soon as i've gone through pictures. I check out to see what friends we have in common. I try and figure out how in the world we would know that same person. If you could, just to make my life easier, try to have a picture with your friends in the place you met them. it makes stalking you much less time consuming.
3. I will then find out if you have either an Instagram or Twitter account. and then i will proceed to follow you and hopefully you will follow me back. Then i will proceed to look at all pictures/tweets and not like any pictures/tweets from the past so you wont know that i am creepily stalking your pictures right then.
4. Wait for my new friend to post something and then i can like/comment , and then i feel like we can be great friends. i personally try to say something witty and funny, cause it will make me look cool and non stalker-ish. (at least i tell myself that)
5. Repeat with every new facebook friend.
I know you've always wanted to know what happens after we become Facebook friends.
So HI all new friends. just keeping in real.
how you may be feeling now: