now that we're friends on facebook

 im gonna share something that i don't share.
 it'll be our little secret.

What happens when we become friends on face book.

1.  I don't share something on your timeline like it says for me to do. I go through your pictures.

I need know everything about you with out actually asking you about yourself, and i will not like a single picture from the past even though i reeeeeeeeally want to, so you won't know that i am creepily stalking your pictures right then. i need to keep your vision of me sane.

2.  As soon as i've gone through pictures. I check out to see what friends we have in common.  I try and figure out how in the world we would know that same person. If you could, just to make my life easier, try to have a picture with your friends in the place you met them. it makes stalking you much less time consuming.

3.  I will then find out if you have either an Instagram or Twitter account. and then i will proceed to follow you and hopefully you will follow me back.  Then i will proceed to look at all pictures/tweets and not like any pictures/tweets from the past so you wont know that i am creepily stalking your pictures right then.

4.  Wait for my new friend to post something and then i can like/comment , and then i feel like we can be great friends. i personally try to say something witty and funny, cause it will make me look cool and non stalker-ish. (at least i tell myself that)

5. Repeat with every new facebook friend.

I know you've always wanted to know what happens after we become Facebook friends.

So HI all new friends. just keeping in real.

how you may be feeling now:


Jenna Foote said...

I think this is true for everyone! We're all Facebook weirdos.

Lisa Nickle said...

Have you ever accidentally liked an old photo? Embarrassing. Haha.

luvdoctorlibbie said...

Lisa, I once accidentally liked a photo on my neighbor's Instagram when I was going through her old photos, and we are not friends on Instagram! It WAS embarrassing.

I have also been known to do some mean Pinterest stalking.

erica[goodjobmomma] said...

Lol!!! Yes many many times Lisa. I about died!!!

Lib, yes I on occasion stalk on pinterest. Another good source!

bettertogether said...

You're added pictures! I die! And the fact we had this conversation in the car after I met u haha but I was the one confessing of stalking haha

Lisa Nickle said...

It's interesting because right after I posted that, I wrote a comment on someones Insta that I'm sure they had no idea what I was talking about because it was for the wrong person! Holy crap. Immediate hotflash. I'm also glad I'm not alone! lol. Yous all some great ladies!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...