12.15.2011

weirded out

by the time you have finished reading this post you may be seriously weirded out and consider me a nut case.



oh well.


Here is one of my momma secrets.


So i have terrible, terrible feet.
crap feet seem to run in my family.
oh, i mean cracked feet seem to fun in my family.

i dislike it.

in the winter it gets worse because my skin in sucked dry of any moisture it tries to hold on to.

i've used all sorts of lotion, but i don't want to go out and keep buying all sorts of stuff to see if it would work, when it potentially wont.
i have children, i don't have extra $$ to spend.

so, on to the point.

i was looking in my medicine cabinet and i came across something that i haven't used ever, or at least haven't since i had a baby.




 

yep that's right folks,
i have no shame. 
i put boob lotion on my feet.
i thought why wouldn't sheep's wool not work for my feet?
i know its just a lotion and can get something like it from other brands, but that fact that it's labeled for boobs just makes it weird and funny. boob. sorry i had to get it out there again.

I put it on at night or in the morning and put socks on after that and it works like a charm!! i just wear the socks for awhile.
it's really sticky so it's a pain to wash off your fingers.
buy hey, i didn't need to go buy special creams/lotions i had it all ready. score.

 
i'm just trying my best to live the 3 R's
reduce, REUSE, recycle
watch out, i'm going green.


so let the boob feet jokes commence.
wait, there probably aren't any.
 i think i might be on to something!

Officially weirded out?
That's what i thought.

Have a great day!

Sincerely yours,

BOOB FEET

<3<3<3

 
disclaimer: i don't know if this will work for you as it does for me.
just so we are clear. :) 

4 comments:

  1. Bwa-hahahahaha!

    Oh my.
    *giggles*

    BOOB!

    (ok I'm done)

    This is hysterical.. but honestly, if it works for you...All the more power to you

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  2. You do whatcha gotta do and hatas are gonna hate! lol

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  3. Hubby has horrible feet.... he might jump out of bed screaming when I come at him with boob lotion for his feet... however, i would then get the whole bed to myself... seems like a win win! :)

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  4. hehehe, she said BOOB! hehehe

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