if you stop sitting on the edge of the couch backwards you won't fall and hit your head, every time. either learn from experience or please listen to me. I've watched you do this too many times.
please stop wanting to eat chocolate bunnies. they are the death of me. just stop. thanks.
dear motherly instinct/cat like reflexes,
thank you for saving your 4 year old from getting boiling water spilt on her head and in the process burning your own hand. the pain of that was worth it.
thank you for bringing home diet dr.pepper after i sent you a threatening text telling you to bring me home some...or else. :)
you people are swell. the end.